Joomla community xmas carol

Joomla Community Xmas Carol

I've been trying to think of a light hearted and topical blog post for this time of year when I remembered a tweet requesting a Joomla Xmas Carol.

Below you will find "my" version of "The 12 Days of Christmas" and I've taken a few liberties with the numbers.

I'm sure you can do better either by offering an alternative line for this Carol or with your own Joomla Carol.

On the first day of Christmas,
my Joomla! gave to me
ACL in Joomla! 1.6
On the second day of Christmas, 
my Joomla! gave to me 
Two paid developers, 
And ACL in Joomla! 1.6 


On the third day of Christmas,
my Joomla! gave to me
Three thousand addons,
Two paid developers,
And ACL in Joomla! 1.6

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my Joomla! gave to me
Four software freedoms,
Three thousand addons,
Two paid developers,
And ACL in Joomla! 1.6

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my Joomla! gave to me
Five c-c-k,
Four software freedoms, 
Three thousand addons,
Two paid developers,
And ACL in Joomla! 1.6

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my Joomla! gave to me
Six coders coding,
Five c-c-k,
Four software freedoms, 
Three thousand addons,
Two paid developers,
And ACL in Joomla! 1.6

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my Joomla! gave to me
Seven different frameworks,
Six coders coding,
Five c-c-k,
Four software freedoms, 
Three thousand addons,
Two paid developers,
And ACL in Joomla! 1.6

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my Joomla! gave to me
Eight mods a-modding,
Seven different frameworks,
Six coders coding,
Five c-c-k,
Four software freedoms, 
Three thousand addons,
Two paid developers,
And ACL in Joomla! 1.6

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my Joomla! gave to me
Nine trolls a-trolling,
Eight mods a-modding,
Seven different frameworks,
Six coders coding,
Five c-c-k,
Four software freedoms, 
Three thousand addons,
Two paid developers,
And ACL in Joomla! 1.6

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my Joomla! gave to me
Ten bloggers blogging,
Nine trolls a-trolling,
Eight mods a-modding,
Seven different frameworks,
Six coders coding,
Five c-c-k,
Four software freedoms, 
Three thousand addons,
Two paid developers,
And ACL in Joomla! 1.6

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my Joomla! gave to me
Eleven kvetchers kvetching,
Ten bloggers blogging,
Nine trolls a-trolling,
Eight mods a-modding,
Seven different frameworks,
Six coders coding,
Five c-c-k,
Four software freedoms, 
Three thousand addons,
Two paid developers,
And ACL in Joomla! 1.6

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my Joomla! gave to me
Twelve tweeting spammers,
Eleven kvetchers kvetching,
Ten bloggers blogging,
Nine trolls a-trolling,
Eight mods a-modding,
Seven different frameworks,
Six coders coding,
Five c-c-k,
Four software freedoms, 
Three thousand addons,
Two paid developers,
And ACL in Joomla! 1.6

On the thirteenth day of Christmas,
my Joomla! gave to me
Thirteen Amy Stephen (omg),
Twelve tweeting spammers,
Eleven kvetchers kvetching,
Ten bloggers blogging,
Nine trolls a-trolling,
Eight mods a-modding,
Seven different frameworks,
Six coders coding,
Five c-c-k,
Four software freedoms, 
Three thousand addons,
Two paid developers,
And ACL in Joomla! 1.6

 

 

Seasons greetings to everyone.

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