What happens when you chose a bad web developer

Stop Right There

Stop right there, I gotta know right now, Before we go any further

Are you prepared for a long read that will shock and enrage you. A tale so fantastical that it is hard to believe but one I can assure you is 100% true and told without embellishment or exaggeration.

Have you removed all sharp objects from your desk? Are you sitting in a comfortable chair with a soft cushion or toy nearby? You will need to be prepared for the facepalm moments below.

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I love Joomla, I love the power and flexibility that Joomla gives me. I love the way that I can customise everything in Joomla.

I read the documentation. I update everything as soon as possible. I take automatic backups daily. I customise every little thing that I can. I am the 1%.

Chances are that if you are reading this then you are part of the 1% as well.

I have spoken in public perhaps over hundred times and yet before every presentation my hands shake and I have a funny feeling in my stomach. If I have to use a hand-held microphone you will even be able to see the shake.

This is not nerves or me being afraid. This is adrenaline pumping through my body. This is perfectly normal so I just accept it and go ahead with the presentation.

The web was meant to be read, not squished.
This isn't the way to test a responsive design.