I've always said that once you start using joomla it's like a highly addictive drug that is impossible to let go.
So when I stumbled upon this unattributed chart comparing drug dealers and geeks I just had to produce a joomla version.
|Drug dealers||Joomla developers|
|Refer to their clients as "users"||Refer to their clients as "users"|
|"The first one's free!"||"Download it , it's free..."|
|Have important Asian connections.||Have important Asian connections.|
|Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14 to 25 year-old market||Realize that there's tons of cash in the 0 to 99 year-old market|
|Clients really like your stuff when it works. When it doesn't work they want to kill you.||Clients really like your stuff when it works. When it doesn't work they want to kill you.|
|Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent product.||Job is assisted by the core team producing newer, more potent versions.|
|Job is hampered by police and DEA||Job is hampered by core team producing newer, incompatible versions|
|Often seen in the company of pimps, hustlers and low-lifes.||Often seen in the company of open source hippies, marketing people, venture capitalists and trade mark laywers.|
|When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a phone call away, but may be expensive.||When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a phone call away, but may be expensive.|
|A lot of people are getting rich while still teenagers.||A lot of people are getting rich while still teenagers.|
|Product causes unhealthy addictions||Product causes unhealthy addictions|
|Do your job well and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.||Damn! DAMN!!!|