hyperdermic needle

Joomla is an addictive drug

I've always said that once you start using joomla it's like a highly addictive drug that is impossible to let go.

So when I stumbled upon this unattributed chart comparing drug dealers and geeks I just had to produce a joomla version.

Drug dealers Vs Joomla developers
Drug dealers Joomla developers
Refer to their clients as "users" Refer to their clients as "users"
"The first one's free!" "Download it , it's free..."
Have important Asian connections. Have important Asian connections.
Strange jargon:
"Stick"
"Rock"
"Wrap"
"E"
"Stash"
"Drive-by"
"Hit (LSD)"
"Source"
"The Pigs"
Strange jargon:
"plugins"
"RTFM"
"htaccess"
"php"
"Cache"
"mysql"
"GPL"
"Source-code"
"open source"
Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14 to 25 year-old market Realize that there's tons of cash in the 0 to 99 year-old market
Clients really like your stuff when it works. When it doesn't work they want to kill you. Clients really like your stuff when it works. When it doesn't work they want to kill you.
Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent product. Job is assisted by the core team producing newer, more potent versions.
Job is hampered by police and DEA Job is hampered by core team producing newer, incompatible versions
Often seen in the company of pimps, hustlers and low-lifes. Often seen in the company of open source hippies, marketing people, venture capitalists and trade mark laywers.
When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a phone call away, but may be expensive. When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a phone call away, but may be expensive.
A lot of people are getting rich while still teenagers. A lot of people are getting rich while still teenagers.
Product causes unhealthy addictions Product causes unhealthy addictions
Do your job well and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you. Damn! DAMN!!!

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